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June 10, 2008

Impressive Words : Web-Based Architecture Unified Space AJAX

So, my organization has decided to go from it’s previous server/client reporting solution to some monstrosity that’s purely web-based. Parts of it don’t seem so bad, except for the fact that it’s slow as holy fuck!

It takes me 45 minutes to add a field.

Whee!

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May 13, 2008

Idiots

I’m not sure which is worth, a Democrat idiot racist or a Republican idiot racist…

Probably the Democrat Idiot Racist. They have to invent all sort of bizarre reasons not to vote for Barack Obama. From Gawker;

“I heard that Obama is a Muslim and his wife’s an atheist,” said Mr Simpson, drawing on a cigarette outside the fire station in Williamson, a coalmining town of 3,400 people surrounded by lush wooded hillsides.

Mr. Simpson, that does not even make sense. You think a secret radical Muslim would marry an atheist? Even if it was purely to piss off Christians? Sleeper agent jihadists are not known for their tolerance of Enlightenment principles!

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April 27, 2008

Pros and Cons of The Fish

So, we’re considering letting one of Philip’s friend move in with us, to help us save money. Here’s what it’s looking like;

Pro Cons
Helps us save money (~$400 / month).
  • Incredibly childish.
  • Makes annoying mouth-noises.
  • Giggles about idiotic stuff.
  • Sounds like she’s a several cans short of a six-pack.
  • Not a cool lesbian.
  • Jobless.
  • Personality approaches 0.

I guess the better question is;

Am I willing to get paid $400 / month to have some infantile dyke with no personality live with me?

*ponders*

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April 25, 2008

Err… umm… ya… fascinating…

My ISP just forwarded to me one of Lions Gate’s cease and desist letters. Apparently they’re checking into this sort of thing now.

I must consult the Elders to properly address this.

Filed at April 25th, 2008 under Uncategorized
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April 18, 2008

Must destroy all conference calls EVAR!

I just spent a five hour conference call trying to coordinate a catch-up effort for our 3rd party sites. And what did I learn?

Fax machines are damned slow.

I wanna kill them now.

*whimper*

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April 16, 2008

Must Resist…

I have issues. Whenever I see anything gummy or gellish, I’ll either want to eat it (Candy only), or squeeze it until it ruptures.

Liquid Gel drugs in my hand

*twitch*

Filed at April 16th, 2008 under Uncategorized
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Smackdown: Permission to Revise and Extend

Ha!

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April 15, 2008

Exercises in Futility

Let’s say that you’re Zimbabwe’s opposition leader, and you’ve called a strike. You’d expect some action, since Robert Mugabe is ignoring the election.

But you’d be foolish to think that a general strike makes a difference. Especially when 80%+ of the population is already unemployed.

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April 12, 2008

News Not Worth Mentioning

Bush’s approval ratings are the lowest ever, are they?

At this point, why report it? He’s down and out for the count. Historians think he’s one of the worst ever.

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April 5, 2008

Clearly, the Big Apple is just NYC taking advantage of Apple.

I guess if you have brilliant product people, you can’t have brilliant laywers.

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